Championship...pleasee....

For the love of God Yankees, when my Granddad became a fan in the 30's, YOU DID NOTHING BUT WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS, when my Dad was my age, HE SAW TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS IN A ROW, Since I've been alive, God was kind enough to let you win four championships in 96, 98, 99, and 00, making it so that I was just a year or two too young to really grasp what was happening. Darn. Since then, I've cried through two world series loses, AND A 3-0 SERIES LEAD ON BOSTON IN THE ALCS THAT YOU BLEW, NOW COME ON, I AM NOT DEALING WITH YOUR SHIT THIS TIME, YOU HAVE FUCKED ME OVER FOR THE LAST TIME, IF YOU PULL THIS OFF, I DON'T CARE IF YOU ALL DECIDE TO RETIRE, BEAT YOUR WIVES, OR TAKE STEROIDS UNTIL YOUR BALLS FALLS OFF, JUST WIN ME ONE FUCKING TROPHY, END THIS, ENDDDDDDD THISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your half-dead but genius boss, George Steinbrenner, has done something no other owner in baseball has cared to do. He didn't spend an ungodly amount of money on all of you to lose in the first round to an 85 win team from the mid west. He may not know your names anymore, BUT HE IS WATCHING YOU FROM HIS MANSION IN TAMPA, AND HE WILL FIND A WAY TO CALL YOU A FAT TOAD IF YOU FAIL TO GET A RUNNER IN FROM 3RD WITH LESS THAN TWO OUTS. ARod, I love you, when you're not pressing, there is nothing like watching you swing the bat. Now, this time around, when theres a man on second and third, just do what I've seen you do so easily year after year in the regular season, hit a ground ball to the second baseman, hit a deep fly ball to center, get a base hit up the middle, do anything but try to hit a home run. CC, I spent 30 bucks on a shirt with your name on it at our billion dollar stadium this summer, you're not going to make me waste 30 bucks are you? God knows you can't. I will lose my shit. Cano.....ugh. Melk man, deliver. Matsui, Posada, Derek, Old man Pettitte, I'm not worried about you guys. And of course the great Mariano. Two words. CUTTER AWAY, CUTTER AWAY, CUTTER AWAY. OVER AND OVER AND OVER.